Parody of "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" by Green Day (Reprise Records, 2004)

Lyrics

I’m always on my phone
When I am with my friends or on my own
Everywhere I go
Thumbs are pressing keys ‘cause I gotta post
Can’t stop DMing peeps
Constantly bombarding them with memes
While they’re sound asleep
I know I should be done, but I’m on a roll
I wanna scroll, I‘m on a roll
I wanna scroll, I’m on a -

I share those posts that make them laugh out loudly
I tap those hearts on everything they’re tweetin’
Seems I’m addicted to updating my feed
All day I’m on my phone

LMAO
ROFL
OMG LOL

And when there’s no WiFi
That can really make me lose my mind
Gotta stay online
Hit refresh until the page reloads
Glued to my device
Watch TikTok from evening til daylight
Check non-stop for likes
But keep your comments nice ‘cause I block the trolls
I’m in control, I block the trolls
I’m in control, I block the -

I let emojis do the talking for me
My followers rejoice when I’m live-streamin’
I find I just can’t live without my 5G
That’s why I’m on my phone

BTW
WTF
TTYL
I’m on my phone, I’m on my -

Eyes locked onto my screen
I am fully charged with dopamine
Barely getting sleep
‘Cause I can’t get enough when I’m on my -

Dark shadows forming under my eyes nightly
I have a hard time keeping up with bathin’
Should I just kiss my phone goodbye completely
And learn to use Morse code?
Nah